Kat 2 – Do men know how to drive?

‘Kat, you will never guess what happened to me last week.’ ‘You’re right,’ she says with a sarcastic grin. ‘So why don’t you just tell me.’ It had been a couple of weeks since I was last at Kat’s, and after my thrilling encounter with Saff and Lilly I’d been dying to see her and […]

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Knife

Remarks cutting Piercing like A knife Between your ribs

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John 2 – Should I trust my first impressions?

Well… I boobed there. If you recall one of my previous posts about taking on a new customer, well, I forgot my initial meeting with John as I was totally distracted because Mr E (Ed) took me for a spin in his helicopter. Thankfully John was very  gracious. After I’d recovered from my whirlwind trip […]

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#WorldPoetryDay 2

I wrote a daft poem, For #WorldPoetryDay, Got so many blog likes, Don’t know what to say.

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#WorldPoetryDay

If you’ve something poignant, Or thoughtful to say, You could write down an ode, On #WorldPoetryDay. Reach for a pen and, A nice writing book, And create stanzas about, Hot men you would f…. 😘💖😘

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Mr E 1 – The one with the helicopter.

I’ve never told you about Mr E, and for good reason – he’s my highest profile customer. All I can really say is he’s a professional sportsman and he lives on his own in a bloody large detached house between Leeds and Harrogate. I spend 5 hours at his place once a month. When he […]

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