Steve 2 – The one where I’m stunned, a lot.

I’ve been to Steve’s a couple of times since I had a meltdown in front of him about my mum, but each time he’s been out, presumably at work. The worst thing about my line of work is the loneliness. That may seem strange given the tales of some of my exploits, but they’re not […]

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Ernie 1 – The one where I’m a French maid.

Ernie is 85 years old and definitely one of those people you’d call ‘a character.’ He’s surprisingly sprightly and despite his years he still lives on his own in a two bed bungalow. There is a care package in place meaning he has carers visiting him on a daily basis, mostly to check on his […]

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Richard 2 – The one with arguments and gobstoppers.

  It’s the first Friday of the month again which is pretty much my favourite day of the month. Why? Because today I see Richard. If you read Richard 1 you might recall that I have a bit of a crush on him. Well, when I say crush, I mean that I like him, as […]

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Oliver 1 – The one with the sex dungeon.

Oliver – 1 Well… I intended to tell you about Oliver in my last post, but as you know, that one got away from me. That’s a funny thing about writing; sometimes you start off in one direction, then, before you know it, you’ve gone in a completely different one. It’s not a bad thing […]

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Not-about-Oliver!

The not-about-Oliver post… If you’ve read my other posts you’ll know that this year has been somewhat tumultuous in terms of having to move house. It was made more difficult because I haven’t been self employed for long enough to have 3 years accounts, which if you know anything about those ridiculously over priced referencing […]

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