Pete 2 – How to train your sub.

‘Right, you worthless maggot, get that fucking kitchen cleaned,’ I say, getting into role. ‘Yes miss,’ says Pete. ‘Right away.’ ‘But bring me a coffee first, and biscuits. I’m hungry and I’d like a nice biscuit.’ ‘Of course miss,’ says Pete. ‘Coming right up.’ Pete tootles off into the kitchen and I park my arse […]

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John 2 – Should I trust my first impressions?

Well… I boobed there. If you recall one of my previous posts about taking on a new customer, well, I forgot my initial meeting with John as I was totally distracted because Mr E (Ed) took me for a spin in his helicopter. Thankfully John was very  gracious. After I’d recovered from my whirlwind trip […]

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Saff & Lilly 2 – The one where I play Blind Man’s Muff.

If you read my first post about Saff & Lilly you’ll recall they are in a lady marriage. They are totally adorable and their terraced house decor is a testament to the strength of their love and relationship. It’s in the northern suburbs of Leeds in an area considered to be quite affluent. They’re both […]

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Steve 2 – The one where I’m stunned, a lot.

I’ve been to Steve’s a couple of times since I had a meltdown in front of him about my mum, but each time he’s been out, presumably at work. The worst thing about my line of work is the loneliness. That may seem strange given the tales of some of my exploits, but they’re not […]

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