The kinky cleaner with a dirty mind
‘Right, you worthless maggot, get that fucking kitchen cleaned,’ I say, getting into role. ‘Yes miss,’ says Pete. ‘Right away.’ ‘But bring me a coffee first, and biscuits. I’m hungry and I’d like a nice biscuit.’ ‘Of course miss,’ says Pete. ‘Coming right up.’ Pete tootles off into the kitchen and I park my arse […]
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‘Kat, you will never guess what happened to me last week.’ ‘You’re right,’ she says with a sarcastic grin. ‘So why don’t you just tell me.’ It had been a couple of weeks since I was last at Kat’s, and after my thrilling encounter with Saff and Lilly I’d been dying to see her and […]
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Ernie is 85 years old and definitely one of those people you’d call ‘a character.’ He’s surprisingly sprightly and despite his years he still lives on his own in a two bed bungalow. There is a care package in place meaning he has carers visiting him on a daily basis, mostly to check on his […]
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