Saff & Lilly 1 – The one with the three way.

Saff & Lilly – 1 I don’t know about you but I don’t really believe in long term relationships. It might have something to do with my dad having had an affair and ultimately leaving my mum. She was totally devastated and it didn’t help that the lady he had the affair with was my […]

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Oliver 1 – The one with the sex dungeon.

Oliver – 1 Well… I intended to tell you about Oliver in my last post, but as you know, that one got away from me. That’s a funny thing about writing; sometimes you start off in one direction, then, before you know it, you’ve gone in a completely different one. It’s not a bad thing […]

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Not-about-Oliver!

The not-about-Oliver post… If you’ve read my other posts you’ll know that this year has been somewhat tumultuous in terms of having to move house. It was made more difficult because I haven’t been self employed for long enough to have 3 years accounts, which if you know anything about those ridiculously over priced referencing […]

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Harry 1 – The one where I’m unfulfilled.

Harry I see Harry a couple of times a month for 2 hours.  He’s a customer that found me through one of my business adverts in the local free newspaper. I know it might not seem like it but I do actually take my cleaning work seriously and on occasion, usually when I have a […]

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Richard 1 – Making a Mess in The Bathroom.

Richard was one of my first customers and he’s supported me from the very beginning. One of the wonderful things about Richard is that he’s got me other  regular customers which increased my income (and my fun!!); however as with all upsides there are always downsides and in this case it’s quite a big one- […]

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A little bit about me…

I think before I begin posting in earnest,  an introduction is in order. Hello, my name is Carla and I clean houses for a living. The picture here isn’t actually me at work. I had some photos taken and this one is just posing with a mop. I’ll tell you about that photography session in […]

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